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Jay Servedio

July 2025

June 2025

The WattPad FanFic To End All Political Division in America
The following was posted in 2015 by a thirteen year-old WattPad user named x_hufflepuffler_x.
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You May NEED a Vacation, But Do You DESERVE One? Experts Say “Probably Not.”
With cost of living up 22% since the pandemic, and personal holidays reaching a 90-year low, Americans across the board agree that it's high time for a…
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Another Modest Proposal...
To bring peace to the Middle-East.
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RAMBLIN' NEWS: God Reveals Mankind Was Made in his OUTDATED Image from Cringe Phase.
News by Me, Rejected by The Onion.
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A Letter From the Dispensary Your Son is Being Fired From:
...
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May 2025

RAMBLIN' NEWS: Supreme Court Strikes Down Executive Order Guaranteeing President Trump ‘Birthday Sex’.
News by Me, Rejected by The Onion.
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Lessons From My Life Coach (A Sentient Bottle of Vodka).
My life coach is a sentient bottle of Tito’s Vodka and he has changed my life.
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A Letter From the Teddy Bear That Watched You Masturbate Through the Years.
He is NOT HAPPY
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A VERY REAL Look Inside Conclave 2025:
What We Know So Far...
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